Slimmin Bim: Greeting fans, Slimmin Bim here, please allow me to explain a few things. First off it was the year 2476. The Earth was at that time split into two sectors. Earth’s over ground and Yak, Earth’s under ground. Each with it own ruler. President UCOE and King Yak, now keep in mind this was a while ago but here goes my best way to explain it to you all. Here goes nothing…
Times Square in New York City (EARTH)
President of UCOE: Slimmin Bim, Colossal Ross, Jarson Mason, Togo, and Bogo come forward now! Y’all are going to be sold to Yak.
Slimmin Bim: What in the world you mean sold!? I ain’t goin’ no where.
Captain Hermit: Guards get him!
Slimmin Bim: Oh shi- (Gets tackled)
Slimmin Bim, Colossal Ross, Jarson Mason, Togo, and Bogo are all put into shackles and taken to Yak.
Bunker (Yak)
Togo: This place is Hell not Yak.
Bogo: I know that’s what I’m thinking
Slimmin Bim: You idiots, this is not Hell.
Colossal Ross: Are we really dealing with retarded twins.
Togo and Bogo: Were not retarded.
Slimmin Bim: Sure your not… retard says what…
Togo and Bogo: That’s not co-… What???
Slimmin Bim: You just proved our point… But anyways that’s not important now. Where we are is not the question. But it doesn’t matter if Heaven Hell or Yak… the point is we are here now…
Togo: Yes it does you dumb f- (Punched in the gut Ross)
Colossal Ross: Watch your profanity!
Bogo: That’s not fair Slimmin Bim gets to say Shi- (Punched in the gut by Ross)
Colossal Ross: I said, watch your profanity!
Slimmin Bim: Shut up already! Dang…
A large muscular man approaches the VIPs. The VIPs all begin to stare not know who they were about to encounter.
Togo and Bogo: It’s the Anitchrist unholy shi- (Punched in the gut by Ross)
King Yak: Greetings, I’m the ruler of this place. This if you have yet to figure out is Earth’s underground, called Yak. I am known as King Yak.
Slimmin Bim: Nice to meet you… Now why the world are we doing here?
King Yak: Simple…
Slimmin Bim: Apparently not…
King Yak: Let me explain, I have too many peasants as is, for now you all will be my royal advisors…. Come on to my Clean Castle and I will show you all your rooms.
Togo: Clean, it’s all filthy here.
Bogo: Yea filthy.
Colossal Ross: Shut up you idiots!
King Yak: You Over ground people are quietly humorous with you all humorous jokes.
The castle is really clean with really great landscaping like a castle should look. As they walk into there rooms something happened.
Slimmin Bim: Nice Pad, I see my room is linked to Ross’s room and the Twins’ room. I just got an idea, Ross come over here.
Colossal Ross: Yea Bim what’s up!
Slimmin Bim: We need to start up a secret society called The VIPs and yes even the twins
Colossal Ross: Alright let’s go tell them
Togo and Bogo: Yay! We share a room!!
Bogo: I called top bunk.
Togo: No I got top bunk (fighting each other)
Colossal Ross: Togo you got top bunk because you’re the oldest and Bogo you got bottom because you’re the youngest. GOT IT! (Punched in the gut by Ross)
Togo and Bogo: Got it!
Slimmin Bim: Okay here it is were going to be in a secret society called The VIPs
Togo: What does secret mean?
Bogo: And what does society means?
Colossal Ross: It means were spies (Shhh) Don’t tell nobody. I will give you both badges if y’all be good for the rest of the time were here, okay!!
Togo and Bogo: Badges! Yay!
Slimmin Bim: Nice
Slimmin Bim: There they go “spies”. I mean VIPs. Okay see y’all next time on VIP Society.
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